That’s right ladies and gentlemen tomorrow is the big day to forget your tinder app, your OkCupid profile, and your Eharmony account! This opportunity for luv is so hot right now it comes with a $15 discount!
Also looking at the comments we know that you can meet your future wife there and there will be drunk chicks at the finish line! That’s right drunk chicks will make this seem like a real like modern-day Caligula. I just hope there are fresh Port-o-potties at the Marsh Post tomorrow night!